THE BEGINNING OF KNOWLEDGE IS THE DISCOVERY OF SOMETHING WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Funny Monday, "Thirty-one feet, Six and One Quarter inches."

Monday, July 5, 2010

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."

3 comments:

Ishmael Fischer Ahab July 10, 2010 at 1:10 PM  

Heya Ate. I already added your blog in my travel and personal blog Before the Eastern Sunset. I also have a blog talking about blogging, social networking, and the Internet. Hope you visit http://cyberimprints.blogspot.com/

Vernz July 10, 2010 at 5:15 PM  

Faye Added this blog to all also.. hehehe... thank you...

analou July 10, 2010 at 5:36 PM  

hahahaha... I like this one faye. It's hilarious!!

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