Things that are Never Certain

Friday, July 30, 2010

Three things in life that are never certain -

What do you think?


Review Comments, I Have To

Thursday, July 29, 2010

I think I have to review the comments before they are published. I have received so many comment spam in my blog, "My Life in Holland".
The ability to moderate comments as they are added to your blog can be very handy if you want to catch any comment spam before it reaches your page or if you'd like control over the kind of messages people can leave on your blog. You can find the comment moderation setting on the Settings | Comments tab, along with all of the other comment settings.
I often receive comments written in characters. How could you leave a comment written in character where the blog is written in English? I do not understand.
When someone leaves a comment I usually visit his blog just to check for interesting posts. If there are, then I will follow him or even have an exchange links. When I checked the blogs written in characters, the blogs had no entries at all. It is really a spam. It is really irritating. From now on, I will moderate all the comments left in my blog.
Do you also receive comment spam?


FunnY MOnDay...Bob’s Girl

Monday, July 26, 2010

Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she’d slept with 2 guys since he’d left and wanted to break-up and all the pictures he had of her sent back. So Bob did what any other American would do. He went around to all his army buddies and asked for pictures of girls they wouldn’t mind giving up. He then took all the pictures, some decent, some X-rated, and put them in a big envelope to send to his girlfriend with a note saying “I don’t remember you. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back.”



Sunday, July 25, 2010



How To Make a BLog BAdGE?

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

<em><a href=""><img src=""/></a></em&gt

1. Look for a picture that you want to use as badge. It could be your own picture or a caricature from the net. Download it.

2. Resize the picture using the PHOTOBUCKET, preferably 100x100 or 125x 125 pixels

3. Save it. Get the HTML code of the picture that you have resized.
<a href="" target="_blank"><img src="" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

4. The code highlighted in blue must be replaced by your BLOG URL. The code in red must be deleted.

5. Your new code looks like this:
<a href=""><img src="" ></a>

6. Go to your blog DESIGN, click add gadget and HTML/Jave Script and paste the new code. Do not save yet.

7. Click HERE. Erase the code except these <em> <em>

8. Paste your HTML code in between and click ENCODE.

9. Copy this code and paste below the first code you have pasted on the HTML.

10. Then you have to make a scrollbar. Copy the code below and insert this between the two codes.
<div style="WIDTH: 130px; HEIGHT: 90px; OVERFLOW: auto"><table style="HEIGHT: 200px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td><ul>

11. Then click SAVE.


FuNnY MOndaY...I Lost EveryThinG

Monday, July 19, 2010

Three guys are fishing in the Caribbean. One guy says, "I had a terrible fire; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."
The second guy says, "I had a terrible explosion; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."
The third guy says, "What a coincidence. I had a terrible flood; lost everything. Now the insurance company is paying for everything and that's why I'm here."
The other guys turned to him with confusion and asked, "Flood? How do you start a flood?"


ButterFLieS for your BLog HeAdeR

Friday, July 16, 2010

We went to the Butterfly and Orchids Park last Wednesday. We took lots of pictures. I use the pictures on my blog. I have been changing my blog header in my other blogs. I like to see another changes in my blog. It is boring to see the same thing. It is very easy to make a blog header. You only need a picture size of 970 pixels. I have resized all the pictures below. I only need the butterflies, so I cut the unnecessary background.
Here are some pictures for your blog header, feel free to download/copy them.


Funny Monday...A Broken Finger

Monday, July 12, 2010

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her her diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."


How to keep the FONTS and COLORS in the PosT the same?

I visit multiple blogs everyday. I see blog posts with different FONTS and COLORS. How come?
It is because you copy a text from the net. You copy not only the words but also the fonts and layout of the texts. If you have this in your post, advertisers can see that you copy something from the net.

There are two ways to remove the tags on copied texts from Word Documents or from the net.
1. Go to EDIT POST
Click EDIT HTML (post)
Remove all the tags.
Look at the sample below of copied texts from a Word Document, then you will understand what TAGS are.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. (this is the text)

A text from the internet:
To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe. (this is the text)
I will remove the tags, the text will be like this:
"To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe."
So, the copied text is now the same as my post layout.

2.Click EDIT HTML (post) and paste the copied texts there. Then you do not need to remove the tags because the tags are not copied.
Try to make your post layout uniform and neat. Edit it.


Funny Monday, "Thirty-one feet, Six and One Quarter inches."

Monday, July 5, 2010

A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, "Did you actually see the accident?"The witness: "Yes, sir."

The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."

The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question."


Food for Thought

Sunday, July 4, 2010




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