THE BEGINNING OF KNOWLEDGE IS THE DISCOVERY OF SOMETHING WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

FunNy MonDaY---Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

Monday, September 19, 2011

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

4. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

5. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

6. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

7. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

8. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

9. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

10. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

Sad to say, all men are created equal...

Which one do you like?
I like no. 10. Since I do not like reading, thus I would prefer a bundle of checkbooks. I would tell my daughter to go for a guy with checkbooks then she will be financially secured. LOL!

4 comments:

Mitch September 20, 2011 at 6:41 PM  

hahaha, nice one! i like the last one. mukang pera. lol. thanks for your advice. musta na po other blog niyo?

Mitch September 21, 2011 at 12:04 PM  

Hello Ms. Faye, I just drop by to say I gave you an award..Here, you can view it..http://mitchlists.blogspot.com/2011/09/ang-first-ever-kong-award-at-pitong-ako.html. Cheers!
Thanks

MACY September 21, 2011 at 4:21 PM  

HAHA! nice post! i like no.2! tama, yun pala dapat gawin! haha

-Macy
www.maccyy.blogspot.com

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